Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Absolutely brilliant!

Got this from friend of mine.

"The Plan"

In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves saying". It is a crock of s**t - and it stinketh."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
said "It is a pail of dung - and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers
saying "It is a container of excrement - and it is very
strong - such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors
saying "It is a vessel of fertilizer - and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves
saying one to another "It contains that which aids plant growth
and it is very strong."

And the Directors then went unto the Vice
Presidents saying unto them "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President
saying unto her "This new Plan will actively promote the growth
and vigor of the company with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw
that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

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